1. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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2. There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!”
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3. They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
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4. Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
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5. Marriage is a rest period between romances.
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6. Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
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7. Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?
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8. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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9. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
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10. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
1. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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2. There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!”
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