Nov 25
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India …
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
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2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee  who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son: “as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
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3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
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4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
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5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
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6. An incident of a leave letter
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”
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7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
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8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
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9. Covering note: “I am enclosed herewith…”
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10. Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”
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11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
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12. Letter writing: -
“I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
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13. A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’…As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying  for the post.
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India …
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
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2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee  who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son: “as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
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Nov 12

1. Funny shayaris on the Trucks…….

” Dekh Saheli, Tera Sajaan Jaa raha hai. “

” Titliyan Ras piti hain, Bhanwre Badnaam Hote hain.”

” Galti Karta Koi aur hai , Truck Waale Badnaam hote hai. “

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2. On an Autorick, somewhere in delhi “TANIK DHEEER DHAR”

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Nov 5

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.

Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

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Nov 5

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
course became confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

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Nov 5

A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock : “Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.

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