Please read the warning: This version of posture requires considerable strength in the neck, shoulder and back.
Requiring years of practice to achieve
And one more version below….. 
Sep
23
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
“Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!”
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, “Son, what happened last night?”
His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door”. Confused, the man asks,
“So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!”
His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said,
“LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!”
Moral
Self-induced hangover – $ 400.00
Broken crockery – $ 800.00
Breakfast – $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – “PRICELESS “
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
Sep
14
1. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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2. There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!”
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3. They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
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4. Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
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5. Marriage is a rest period between romances.
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6. Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
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7. Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?
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8. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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9. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
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10. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
1. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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2. There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!”
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Sep
2
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
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Sep
1
Pareshaan thi Chintu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Chintu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
Chintu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
Chintu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami
