Kal jab mile thhe….
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
your FILE NOT FOUND!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga…
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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye….
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo…
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING…
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya SERVER DOWN
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Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor..
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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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1. He/She never bargains… No wonder things have become so costly!
2. When a cab/bus passes by and you see all the commuters in it are sleeping like they haven’t slept for years…
3. Dilbert or Calvin is their favorite cartoon…
4. Words like issues, tracker, raising requests, buzz/ping, compile, delete [unlike erase or rub it off], onsite [n not abroad is what 'foreign land' is called] are the ones that would be used by ‘default’…
5. Weekends are holy words… they are like a salvation one seeks for…
6. “Wazzzup”, “Hows life?”, are few obvious questions one will be greeted with which would be immediately followed by “how’s work?”
7. Salaries, work etc are always better or in good shape in other companies than the one he/she is currently in…
8. They don’t send or take things… they always forward them!
9. Drinking coffee is the most pleasurable thing they think they do in the entire day…
10. They seek a search engine in just almost everything they do… When I forget where I have kept my things at home the first thing that comes to my mind is “I wish there was a Google search for my room”
11. Mondays are always blue…
12. All of them will have a dream to do something in life and that something would never be what they are doing right now…
