Jun
16
When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std….some1 stole his rough note….&
Now they call it as ………….Wikipedia
Crazy people!!!! 
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When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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Ek Admi Rajnikant Se: Aapko Kaisa lagta hai jab aapke nam se itne jokes bante hai…
Rajnikant : Kya Appko sach much lagta hai! ki wo jokes hai… Mind it
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May
31
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems.
The Indian man said to the American, ‘We have problem in India we can’t marry the one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage.
I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’
The American said, talking about love marriages… In America We can marry the one whom we love ……I’ll tell you my story. ‘I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son, my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.” AND YOU SAY YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS.
The Indian fainted……..!!!
Feb
3
गणपतीच्या घरी 10 दिवस रजनीकांतची स्थापना केली जाते.
संता आणि बंता हे दोघे रजनीकांतला 999 कोटी रुपये भेट देणार आहेत. टोकन मनी म्हणून.. लोकांचं लक्ष त्यांच्यावरून उडवल्याबद्दल.
एकदा क्रिकेट खेळत असताना रजनीकांतने एक चेंडू फक्त स्थिर बॅटने नुसताच तटवला.. आज त्या चेंडूला लोक प्लुटो या नावाने ओळखतात.
अशोक चव्हाणांना का जावे लागले? ते हल्ली ब-याच भाषणांमध्ये जाहीरपणे म्हणाले होते, ‘रजनी कान्ट!’
एकटय़ाने समूहगीत कोण गाऊ शकतो?अर्थातच रावण यार! प्रत्येक गोष्ट रजनीकांत कसा करेल?
रजनीकांतने एकदा ठरवलं की आपल्याकडचं किमान एक टक्का ज्ञान तरी जगाला द्यायचं.. त्यातूनच ‘गुगल’चा जन्म झाला.
एक ईमेल पुण्याहून मुंबईला पाठवलं गेलं.. रजनीकांतने ते लोणावळय़ातच अडवलं म्हणे!
रजनीकांत एकदा चेन्नईमध्ये मॉर्निग वॉकसाठी बाहेर पडला, दुपारी त्याला अमेरिकन पोलिसांनी अटक केली.. बिना पासपोर्ट-व्हिसा अमेरिकेत प्रवेश केल्याबद्दल.
एक भूत मध्यरात्री 12 वाजताच्या ठोक्याला दुस-या भुताला म्हणालं, ‘‘उगाच थरथर कापू नकोस. वेडय़ासारखं घाबरू नकोस. हे सगळे मनाचे खेळ असतात. रजनीकांत वजनीकांत जगात काहीही नसतं!’’
एक दिवस रजनीकांत सूर्याकडे एकटक पाहात राहिला.. शेवटी सूर्याचीच पापणी लवली.
‘रोबो’ सिनेमा हिट झाला, तेव्हा रजनीकांतने ‘टाइम्स ऑफ इंडिया’ला चार स्टारचे रेटिंग दिले.
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Jan
3
Wrong email id
A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room,
so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile… Somewhere in Houston ,
a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
Dec
30
* Accenture – from “Accent on the future”. The name Accenture was proposed by a company employee in Norway as part of an internal name finding process (BrandStorming).
* Adecco – named from the merger of Swiss staffing company Adia with French staffing company Ecco.
* Adidas – from the name of the founder Adolf (Adi) Dassler.
* Adobe Systems – from the Adobe Creek that ran behind the house of co-founder John Warnock.
* AltaVista – Spanish for “high view”.
Dec
14
1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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Oct
25
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, Read the rest of this entry »
Oct
15
One of the best Sweet Mart in Vashi, Navi Mumbai is serving flies for free…. 
. Where the hell is Health Department? Wake up dudes!
